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Joined: Nov 2004 Gender: Female  Posts: 1 Location: Toronto
|  | Re: Dog and Fire Hydrants « Reply #1 on Dec 4, 2004, 9:23am » | |
Humans! My humans said we were moving. A new neighbourhood, they said. New dogs to sniff in the park. New cats to chase up a tree. They never mentioned this. They never told me I was going to need a new set of kidneys, too! What am I going to do? If I don't mark every one of these hydrants, I've had it. Straight to the bottom of the social ladder for me. The pit bulls will kill themselves for once. They'll die laughing at me! I can't take the pressure! What am I going to do? This is getting me so bad I'm about to pee myself and I can't afford to waste even one drop! I want to go back to the ol' hood! Mommy!
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